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The kittens may have finished their Back to School shopping, but fall has just begun. New colors and styles are hanging out, waiting for you working types to pick 'em. EKM's got you covered in fall fashion from eyelashes to toenails.


Fall Makeup – MAC vs. Sephora...Which one should get up in your face?

PK and WK became pretty kitties at two different makeup stores. Samples, snubs and four coats of foundation later, they're ready to tell you where you can pretty yourself up this fall, and how to do it using your taste, colors and budget.


BareEscentuals...the makeup you can sleep with

WK doesn't need a makeover, so she tried a make-under at bareEsentuals makeup boutique. She played with pure minerals and got to make up her own face. Did she screw it up? And what can you expect?


Learn how to sparkle, save lives and still pay the rent

Men, would you propose to the love of your life with a perfect, totally real diamond if it cost you less than 100 dollars? And ladies, would you feel like less if your diamond didn't cost your man a fortune? Learn about the rock that's 100 percent real, and 100 percent affordable...not to mention socially and ecologically conscious.


Who's in the Dojo... An unstoppable force you will not believe

Raw energy combined with a cunning mind and addictive personality creates a dojo member so powerful, we're not even sure it's human. Check out “The Dojo” if you dare.

What's Hot in Music-

We look into Usher's Moving Mountains.

Don't forget our to save money.

Step IN or Step ON?

If you were stranded in a shoe store, who would you rather be? Jackèe Harry or Pocahontas? Think about it long and hard, because with this autumn's shoe trends, you may be stuck making exactly that decision. Check out our “Reviews” section to see your choices.


More To Come... Keep your eyes peeled (eew, don't really do that) for upcoming features on fall footwear and a revisit to the Madera hotel for some sweet design tips.

Thanks For Your Support!


We kitties love to be petted (or clicked), and we thank everyone who visits EKM for clicking away at the Google links and supporting what we do. We also encourage you all to remember that we at EKM keep it real, so click away and check out the deals Google has to offer, but remember to do so ethically.


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Thanks for clickin'!


With Purrs,


All the kitties in the litter


What We Also Represent

If you're new to the K, relax and enjoy the site, and don't be afraid to put your reading glasses on (you can even circle your index finger and thumb instead – nobody's watching. We hip cats designed this site to ease your pain of spending money and time on consumer mistakes. Check out our “Reviews” section to hear about the hottest trends in everything from shoes to movies. Then keep coming back to see our upcoming literature and technology reviews.

EK also has a keen understanding of the artists' needs, so if you're reading this thinking, “Hey, I can do that,” great! We're here to help you make the best out of your writing talent. See our “Services” section to get an idea of how we can help you. And if you still have questions, drop us a line – we always check our email.

Still wondering how a kitty can be evil? Well, yeah, we are cute and cuddly, and very soft, but we do have teeth and claws when it comes to protecting our litter. You'll read it all in our “Nonprofit” section. Currently, We are dedicated to spreading awareness of domestic violence and abuse.

To see what really makes us hiss, visit the “Litter Box” and check out “The Dojo” for some good old fashioned Kung Fuey.

Haven't bookmarked our page yet? Understandable...you don't know who we are. For all you know, we're not kitties at all, just people with a lot of time on our hands. Ease your worried head and check out our “@ the K” and “About the Artist” sections to learn about EK Media's founders: screenwriter Martin Abankwa and novelist Ren Knopf (the rest of the litter is out playing with yarn or something.)

What can we do for you :

  • Book or script consulting

  • Advertising

  • Turning babies into zombies

  • Ghostwriting

  • Book Analyst

  • Script analyst

  • Query services


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